shitty-fate-merch-daily:

For only 3000 JPY, you too can 

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

I’m killing our boy, Lisa. The greatest gift you gave to me, and I’m killing him.

I will not be questioned by you. I have told you how it will be. The humans will die. You will be taken care of.

Little Godbrand, little vampire, little parasite. Little boat weevil who delights in making noise and pretending he is important and dangerous.

Are you going to continue questioning me? Are you going to fight me, little Godbrand? 

Then why are you still here making your little noises? Get out before I slit you up the middle and bite out your heart. 

bubblebaath:

a render of a blender blending while a blender renders in blender

rhythmviolence:

e-seal:

archaeologists digging up my bones: “wow these things sucked whoever owned them was a real asshole”

archaeologists digging up my bones: “bark” (its the worlds first all-dog archaeology team)

noyaboya:

scottish twitter strikes again

purplegirljpg:

ilybtw:

a theif

@ratichu

sakaki:

here is what we know about father gascoigne:

• sexy
  
• flammable

krinkshame:

lumnch:

I like how looney tunes were like “wouldn’t it be funny if a cute cartoon character suddenly yelled extremely loud and furiously in a totally regular man’s voice” and then they just used that gag a million times and it always was funny

talesfromweirdland:

Toilet paper roll art by Junior Fritz Jacquet.

ilovecats4ever:

tilthat:

TIL that victorious Romans would have a slave to whisper in their ear “you are just a man” as they proceeded though the cheering crowds, to stop their egos transcending.

via ift.tt

me a slave, bad at my job: you are the fucking man